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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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