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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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