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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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