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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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