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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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