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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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