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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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