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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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