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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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