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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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