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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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