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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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