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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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