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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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