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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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