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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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