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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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