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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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