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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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