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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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