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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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