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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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