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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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