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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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