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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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