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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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