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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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