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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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