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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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