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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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