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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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