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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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