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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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