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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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