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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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