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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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