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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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