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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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