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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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