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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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