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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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