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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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