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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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