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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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