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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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