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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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