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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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