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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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