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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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