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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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