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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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