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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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