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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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