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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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