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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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