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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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